Goodnight Facebook

Goodnight Facebook

I'll see you again tomorrow

(Or maybe at 3 am when bathroom calls

And Whatsapp messages blowing up my phone)

Glad to see not so many nasty news today

(Then again, I slept all day)

Either your algorithm work or people chill a bit

(I wish it was the later, not the first)

Glad to see not so many 'Positive words' too

The only thing I want to see positive

Is when I positively won the lottery

Word helps for some, but hard cold cash is not that bad

Glad to see not so many hoax news too

Or opinion masqueraded as news

(Maybe it has something to do with me reporting them

Stay vigilant. Stay vigilant. Stay vigilant)

People whine about you, blaming you for things

But you are cool. And you really help.

In a far away land I feel not so alone

And yes, I do learn a lot from you

I learn how to cook delicious stuff

I read interesting articles and entertaining memes

I know what's happening in other part of the world

And able to zeroed in on a-holes and trolls and other unsavory character

(Which, by the way, a REALLY useful skill

You can really tell a person from how he/she speaks

And since most people don't have filter in virtual world

Hello....true self)

I will put my phone down and go to sleep

(Most likely will browse something first

I mean, it's not like I have a life or anything)

And I guess I will see you again tomorrow

You're my sweetest addiction

My most useful temptation

My downfall and my muse

And yes, I need you so

Goodnight Facebook

Goodnight Facebook people

All you haters and lovers and fan and stalkers

And those of you that didn't really care

Sweet dream, giant machine of algorithm

Night night, complicated AI

Happy working, Facebook worker

Thanks for being in (and helping) my life

11:07 pm, Feb 26, 2017